Words by Pete, Comic Currating by Andrew
1. Miami HeatProjected Record: 56-10
Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip:
Player We'd Give the Conch Shell to in the Locker Room: Super Nintendo Chalmers
Headline We'll Be Sick Of Reading: "Bosh's Work In Weight Room Pays Off"
Headline We Are Most Rooting For: "Juwan Howard Hits Game-Winning Half-Court Shot, Retires"
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?: "Thought you could win seven rings without asking Me, huh? Big mistake. And I don't even like the Mavs."